Thursday, October 4, 2007

Death Notice

It's official. I'm dying and you are all cordially invited to my funeral. It's been going on for over a week and I can't ignore the fact anymore. I just can't.

Everyday Kaden grabs my face and tells me he doesn't want me to die, or go away. It breaks my heart everyday- and so I ask him, EVERYDAY, why he thinks I'm dying.

"Because you are old. You have a line in your forehead, when you do this." (then he scrunches up his nose).
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21 comments:

  1. VernOctober 4, 2007 at 7:43 AM

    You are not old until you take one of your 16 year old young women to an activity at the school and her friend asks if you are her mom.

    That was just last week.

    Oh, and please don't die. That would be really unfortunate.

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  2. BrookletOctober 4, 2007 at 8:07 AM

    Well, he's right- you are a ripe old of age, of what 26? 27? Pretty soon you will be pushing daisies!

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  3. SarahOctober 4, 2007 at 8:16 AM

    Heather, please don't die. What a mind that boy has. You don't look a day over 19.

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  4. MelissaOctober 4, 2007 at 9:45 AM

    Gosh... if you're that close to death with one line... where am I with my maze of lines and gray hairs popping up??

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  5. KrisOctober 4, 2007 at 9:59 AM

    That is hilarious that Kaden thinks you are so old cuz you have one line on your forehead! Oh the things kids say! How old are you anyway? 25???

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  6. JessicaOctober 4, 2007 at 10:51 AM

    I was noticing that you were looking pretty old the other day! Must have been the braces! LOL! What a funny kid!

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  7. tharkerOctober 4, 2007 at 11:57 AM

    Just wait till you get your braces off and don't look like a teenager anymore, what will poor Kaden think then? Maybe he'll have to start introducing you as his granny!

    Very very funny post, yet a little heartbreaking too to think of sweet Kaden's concern for his mommy.

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  8. hatchOctober 4, 2007 at 12:01 PM

    This is so funny! Especially since you do not look like you are 16!

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  9. SarahOctober 4, 2007 at 12:21 PM

    I forgot to say too that I love this music and the movie was very interesting.

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  10. tharkerOctober 4, 2007 at 1:20 PM

    I just noticed you changed your header. What a gorgeous picture. Where was this taken?

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  11. HeatherOctober 4, 2007 at 1:59 PM

    It was taken somewhere I have never been. I loved it... and decided now is a good time for a blog change up.

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  12. ElizabethOctober 4, 2007 at 2:25 PM

    This bought a smile to my face.

    By the way, I _love_ that little blurb under the title of your blog. (The whole bit about having it all being linked to believing that you do.)

    And, I love what description you have under your profile: cooking, cleaning, wiping snotty noses, and enjoying childhood all over again.

    You are lovely.

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  13. goddessdivineOctober 4, 2007 at 3:17 PM

    ok, you are so not old. But that is too cute.

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  14. Jackie B.October 4, 2007 at 4:30 PM

    Hilarious! I'm older then you, what would he say about me. yikes.

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  15. slynOctober 4, 2007 at 6:12 PM

    That is too funny! I can't believe he does it consistently every day. Crazy kid!

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  16. meohmyersOctober 4, 2007 at 7:43 PM

    Ally calls those lines "stripes". Atleast you only have one! Too funny!

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  17. MarilynOctober 4, 2007 at 10:34 PM

    funny kid stories make my day!

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  18. llegueOctober 5, 2007 at 10:15 AM

    YOU STAY ALIVE! I WILL FIND YOU!

    (please tell me someone has seen Last of the Mohicans"

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  19. lindsay>booOctober 7, 2007 at 8:47 AM

    Okay, you still look totally young. I guess he hasn't heard your orthodontist story! Kaden is too cute!

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  20. KristenOctober 7, 2007 at 6:57 PM

    You can fix than line with just a few minutes at the Dr. office. Get some Botox done and the trouble will be solved.

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  21. The Garden MaidenOctober 8, 2007 at 1:04 PM

    you need to send that in to Readers' Digest.

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