It's all about keeping myself humble.
Sunday during sacrament Kaden was patting my belly and asking about the baby. I showed him where I thought the baby's back was. He thought that was so cool. Then he asked "What part of the baby is this?"
"That's not part of the baby." He was pointing one of the other roly-poochy deals I've got goin on.
"So just your fat part in the middle is the baby!" He was so proud that he had it finally figured out. I just had to laugh...
And then I had the following conversation with my dentist just this morning.
"I think you are probably due for some x-rays, right?"
"Yeah, but I can't get them can I?" me pointing to my stomach.
"OH, are you pregnant?"
"Yeeeaaah."
Good thing I love this guy like I love my VT partners husband... I'm just keepin it real over here in pregnant and plump land.
20 comments:
Sounds like a swell way to start off the week with a healthy self esteem!
NICE... have you ever listened to Brian Regan? He has a bit where he talks about asking someone when the baby is due and she says "What baby?" :)
Yeah, that's nice.
Just a little dose of humility to start the week, right?
Wow, sounds like you are on a roll this week!
Hey, think happy thoughts at least you were pregnant, and didn't get the old when are you do bit, when there is no baby in the oven. Ahhh gotta love peoples comments.
So, just to be clear...that wasn't my husband, right? I wouldn't put it past him.
Just to be clear it WAS your husband! He SWORE up and down you never told him. ha ha
Heeheehee...kids are so bad when it comes to tact! :)
When my mom was pregnant, this little boy at church asked to look down her throat, because he wanted to see the baby! :)
I love the little things our children say that make us feel so good about ourselves.
I love how men are so oblivious. It's actually quite hilarious. Heather, you look awesome. It was fun seeing you on the 4th. You guys are awesome.
Kristin, congrats on the baby. I hope that everything went well and you are enjoying having a little baby around the house.
my little miss keeps pointing and saying "mom, your tummy is really growing" unfortunately, it's not growing as fast as other parts of me are!
I hate it when that happens. Last time I was pregnant the kids asked Brian when he was going to have HIS baby! I laughed at that one for a long time.
I think you look HOT Heather!! Out of the mouths of Babes ( & somethimes men who dont know any better) come the funniest and sometimes cute things!!
What a way to start off the week! Kids say the darn-dest things...so do men...!
Gotta love it when people boost your self-esteem like that. He's just a guy.
Wow, not exactly what you want to hear! I think you look great.
I will never forget the day my son's little friend asked me when my baby was coming and I wasn't pregnant. That was fun.
Kids still think my 60+ mother is pregnant...don't feel bad =)
I didn't know we couldn't get xrays at the dentist :) Maybe they should just make a new rule that pregnant women don't have to endure the dentist!
I haven't asked you what you're having?! but I think I remember reading it was a girl. am I right?
You're so funny Heather! I love "listening" to your stories. :)
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