I know you want to know the top secret surprise really, really bad. I'm ready to be rid of the secret too, however, that special moment just hasn't come yet.
Although, maybe I could be persuaded to tell you early if you fly me to CO and pamper me with your "new to the block chocolate chip cookies" and abundant supply of Pert Plus in the guest bathroom. Maybe.
PS and now that I see you and Randi are doing a lunch together I would FOR SURE tell you the secret in exchange for food.