Friday, June 19, 2009

It's My Day!

Have you heard the good news? According to some people in Colorado it's Evil Heather Day. How exciting!
Anyway, in order to keep up with Randi and highlight MY DAY let's hear all the evil pranks you may or may not have pulled in your former life. You know, the life where you weren't the perfect mom, wife, husband, housekeeper, sister, aunt, uncle, brother, child- like you are now.

Me? I'm still racking my brain for the ultimate evil deed. But there was one time that I ordered a portobello mushroom burger from Red Robin and sat right across from my brother-in-law who gags at the thought of mushrooms. That big old mushroom cap sliding out the back of the bun totally did him in.
Good times. Now, spill it!

13 comments:

Amy said...

Hmmm... guess I'm perfect. j/k. I can't think of anything right now except for Jeremy and I making my girls think there was a snake in their wall when they wouldn't go to sleep and completely freaking them out. Why was that so fun??

JustRandi said...

hahaha! Did I also mention that all evil Heathers have red or a reddish tint to their hair.

Oh it made me laugh

outnumbered said...

Do you remember that one time we ran from the cops or should I say cop? Me, you and April... That is probably the extent of my evilness or at least one of the funnier ones!

goddessdivine said...

"Evil Heather Day"? Is this a new holiday?

And if that's your worst offense, I'd say you are far from evil....

Heather said...

Oh yeah, that was funny and slightly scary.

If Audrey posts I can only imagine she'll post the time she and Sarah took that cat we dissected in Anat & Phys and laid it on Holly's car during seminary. So sick and wrong.

outnumbered said...

Didn't they do something with the cat to Camela's car too? Yeah.. that was way gross. My favorite part of that class is when Audrey shoved a pie in some guys face.

Dallin & Ashley said...

I'm so not a prankster. I would think of things to do and then I would feel bad before I even put a plan into action. I'm a wuss :) And hey, you're not an OLD leader. You're just a cool young friend of mine ;-) And I really really need to come visit you! We will definitely be in contact soon, k?

PRP said...

I don't have an evil bone in my body...:)

AOlson said...

If I post it here I may get arrested. J/K. Or am I?

Melissa said...

Most evil?? Hmmm... well, when I was in college I helped a friend steal all the light bulbs and mattresses out of some guys apartment... does that count?

Kristen said...

1.We used to steal "FOR SALE" signs from one lawn and place it on someone else's lawn.

2.A friend left his car unlocked at work so we went and bought a "FOR SALE" sign, filled out the info and placed it in his car. Yes, he did get several calls about it.

tharker said...

When I was in high school, a group of us went "pie-ing" one night. What is pie-ing, you ask? Well, it simply means that you fill aluminum pie tins with whipped cream, and throw them at unsespecting people just out walking and minding their own business, then quickly speed away in your getaway car.

It was mean. And evil. And sometimes I wish that I knew who those poor folks were, so that I could find them and apologize. Even 16 years later, I still feel horrible!

April-Benjamin said...

You probably remember them better than me :) I felt like I was always the instigator of those "stucco" type situations :) I'm not remembering what Ashley was talking about?

You're cake is CrAzY cool & elegant. Happy- EVIL- b-day! You're amazing.