Dear City of Pasco,
As a resident of this wonderful city I'm writing to let you know how much I appreciate your early morning watering schedule. I realize that the time between 5:30 and 7:00 am is probably the ONLY convenient time for the sprinklers to water over the sidewalks but I would ask you to reconsider.
I know, I know, there are only a handful of citizens whose use of the sidewalks might conflict with your watering time, but I happen to be one of them. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy dodging spraying water by jumping sideways to the grass and rolling my ankle, but to be truthful it looks a little ridiculous that early in the morning.
And to be completely honest, by the end of my run I'm a little warm and sometimes I just quit dodging. Do you realize what that does for your grass? I am no waif of a girl- and when I don't dogde there is a significant portion of the grass whose water source is blocked by my badonkadonk. A few days of non-dodging could prove fateful to your meticulous landscaping.
Also, my iPod would appreciate a slightly dryer climate as it bounces dutifully along. It has a hard job. Playing all those upbeat songs so early in the morning is no small task and I would hate for one of your employees to be required to step into that role should the old "pod" decide to give up the ghost after a nice long watering.
My hope is that you might consider beginning the watering schedule at little earlier, say 2 or 3 am, as recommended by local sod companies for optimal watering results. Those out running at that time in the morning will not have the same issues I have cited, since the local police should catch up with them before them sprinkler spray would.
Thank your for your time and gracious consideration of my circumstances.
Soggy & Groggy