It's official. I'm dying and you are all cordially invited to my funeral. It's been going on for over a week and I can't ignore the fact anymore. I just can't.
Everyday Kaden grabs my face and tells me he doesn't want me to die, or go away. It breaks my heart everyday- and so I ask him, EVERYDAY, why he thinks I'm dying.
"Because you are old. You have a line in your forehead, when you do this." (then he scrunches up his nose).
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You are not old until you take one of your 16 year old young women to an activity at the school and her friend asks if you are her mom.
That was just last week.
Oh, and please don't die. That would be really unfortunate.
Well, he's right- you are a ripe old of age, of what 26? 27? Pretty soon you will be pushing daisies!
Heather, please don't die. What a mind that boy has. You don't look a day over 19.
Gosh... if you're that close to death with one line... where am I with my maze of lines and gray hairs popping up??
That is hilarious that Kaden thinks you are so old cuz you have one line on your forehead! Oh the things kids say! How old are you anyway? 25???
I was noticing that you were looking pretty old the other day! Must have been the braces! LOL! What a funny kid!
Just wait till you get your braces off and don't look like a teenager anymore, what will poor Kaden think then? Maybe he'll have to start introducing you as his granny!
Very very funny post, yet a little heartbreaking too to think of sweet Kaden's concern for his mommy.
This is so funny! Especially since you do not look like you are 16!
I forgot to say too that I love this music and the movie was very interesting.
I just noticed you changed your header. What a gorgeous picture. Where was this taken?
It was taken somewhere I have never been. I loved it... and decided now is a good time for a blog change up.
This bought a smile to my face.
By the way, I _love_ that little blurb under the title of your blog. (The whole bit about having it all being linked to believing that you do.)
And, I love what description you have under your profile: cooking, cleaning, wiping snotty noses, and enjoying childhood all over again.
You are lovely.
ok, you are so not old. But that is too cute.
Hilarious! I'm older then you, what would he say about me. yikes.
That is too funny! I can't believe he does it consistently every day. Crazy kid!
Ally calls those lines "stripes". Atleast you only have one! Too funny!
funny kid stories make my day!
YOU STAY ALIVE! I WILL FIND YOU!
(please tell me someone has seen Last of the Mohicans"
Okay, you still look totally young. I guess he hasn't heard your orthodontist story! Kaden is too cute!
You can fix than line with just a few minutes at the Dr. office. Get some Botox done and the trouble will be solved.
you need to send that in to Readers' Digest.
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